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My name's KAFF and I like food, despair, and minor characters.

3DS FC: 2320-6254-7816
(FS: Oddish, Sawsbuck, Quilladin)



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sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

"You’ll have to forgive my cockiness.
As an apology, I’d like to show you something: 
a first-rate cook’s unparalleled knife handling!"

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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sixpenceee:

FAIRY RINGS

Fairy rings/circle are a naturally occurring ring/arc of mushrooms. People used to believe that fairies used to gather around and dance in a circle and leave trampled, dead grass. They day after the dance, mushrooms would spring up.

Now we know better and have a less magical scientific explanation. 

wyattsalazar:

hey y’all i grow plants and let me tell you: those suckers produce a shitton of produce. i couldn’t eat all the fucking tomatoes i make from my tiny ass garden so i give them to people at the hindu temple for free because i like growing things, i like to eat them but there’s too much for me and no restaurants around here will buy shit from a random ass hispanic person.

i suspect in the communist future you will not need your own garden plot to survive unless science has finally mutated a tomato plant enough that it can only produce a single tomato throughout the growing season

kay-faragay:

女の子 | トモ太 [pixiv]

18mr:

“When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian couples from around the globe.

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

hauntbear:

all-of-the-vodka:

This is hauntbear’s character Ursa.  She has such a rad design and I hope I did alright and I hope she likes it ;u;

thank u!!!!!! so much!!!!!!!!! ヽ(;▽;)ノ

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu - Tribute to the Ace Attorney series